Seven Seconds Since Sunrise

iamjesushchrist:

So either start stoning rape victims to death for not screaming loud enough (Deuteronomy 22:23-24) or shut the fuck up about what “the bible says.”

iamjesushchrist:

So either start stoning rape victims to death for not screaming loud enough (Deuteronomy 22:23-24) or shut the fuck up about what “the bible says.”

deusxsubridens:


* ALL NIGHT VALE CITIZENS AND STREXCORP EMPLOYEES MUST ATTEND. ALL MUST ATTEND. HENCE THE WORD MANDATORY. WOW DO YOU NOT READ? WHY DID WE HIRE YOU? WHY DID WE EVEN MAKE THIS POSTER? WE DON’T KNOW. GO ASK THE SMILING GOD. GO ASK HIM MANY THINGS. WE ARE WATCHING.

Company flier for StrexCorp’s first (mandatory) annual company picnic!
 

deusxsubridens:

* ALL NIGHT VALE CITIZENS AND STREXCORP EMPLOYEES MUST ATTEND. ALL MUST ATTEND. HENCE THE WORD MANDATORY. WOW DO YOU NOT READ? WHY DID WE HIRE YOU? WHY DID WE EVEN MAKE THIS POSTER? WE DON’T KNOW. GO ASK THE SMILING GOD. GO ASK HIM MANY THINGS. WE ARE WATCHING.

Company flier for StrexCorp’s first (mandatory) annual company picnic!

 

(via nightvale)

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

I see somebody will be taking the Told Express.

(Source: harrydresdens, via geardrops)

Illustrated Book of Japanese Monsters by Gojin Ishihara

rhade-zapan:

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Kappa (river imp)

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Jorōgumo (lit. “whore spider”)

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Kubire-oni (strangler demon)

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Rokurokubi (long-necked woman)

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Onmoraki (bird demon)

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Nekomata (cat monster)

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Tengu (bird-like demon)

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Tenjō-sagari (ceiling dweller)

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Enma Dai-Ō (King of Hell)

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Kyūbi no kitsune (nine-tailed fox)

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Baku (dream-eating chimera)

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Yūrei (ghost)

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Yamasei (mountain sprite)

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Rashōmon no oni (ogre of Rashōmon Gate)

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Waira (mountain-dwelling chimera)

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Nure-onna (snake woman)

(via thefutureisbroken)

They drive past the Moonlight All-Night, a glass box of bad food and good people. They pass Teddy Williams’ Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, badly damaged by the war, but still running its weekly bowling league. They pass by City Hall, which is covered in a yellow tarp, stamped with an orange triangle. Moving farther out, with absolute purpose, they pass by the Used Car Lot – alive with the wolves that populate all car lots at night – and Old Woman Josie’s house, silent and empty for months now.

Then the town is behind them, and they are in the Scrub Lands and the Sand Wastes.

They stop the car and get out. Pebbles crunch in the sand in response to their movement. The radio murmurs behind the closed doors of the car. The headlights illuminate only a few stray plants and the wide, dumb eyes of some nocturnal animal.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 45 - A Story About Them

(via nightvalequotes)

dennys:

Oh Bacon, my bacon. Our delicious trip is done. I ate my fill, my plate is clean and now my beloved bacon is gone.